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Note: I originally wrote this in 1999. Thought it was worth bringing back to the future.
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating his marketing pie.
He stuck in his thumb, and tossed me a crumb, and said;
“What a smart boy am I!”
It was one of those nights. Wide awake.
Tic toc, two o’clock.
My thoughts were [...]

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