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Note: I originally wrote this in 1999. Thought it was worth bringing back to the future. Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating his marketing pie. He stuck in his thumb, and tossed me a crumb, and said; “What a smart boy am I!” It was one of those nights. Wide awake. Tic toc, [...]

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